The world will end when I say so.

Life is easy. Dr. Phil is my God. Death isn't scary. The Kardashians are my obsession. Smiling is everything. I want to own every Care Bear/Spiderman toy in the world. Fall Out Boy sings my life. Love me always.

iluvukrisjenner:

Sup bitches

iluvukrisjenner:

Sup bitches

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otterchaos:

mere-substance:

fuckyeah1990s:

Under the Booty

“Ms. New Booty” vs. “Under the Sea”

Hahahaha, oh my gosh. 

omg

Saw it. Getting it. Okay.

Saw it. Getting it. Okay.

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iphone420:

i hate breakfast and i never eat it but i love breakfast food?????

I’m sorry

But I’m in the mood for a rant. Okay, new MTV commercial about voting..what the hell? “power to the 45 million young people deciding the outcome.” okay, I get the point, but honestly the commercial disgust me. It doesn’t even start off with any relevance to the 2012 election. I mean, to some people, voting is a joke so some might enjoy that commercial but personally, I find it important and that was annoying. Please just watch it.

Me

Me

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otterchaos:

emmyememm:

myspacefamosity:

smell your fingers what do they smell like

hey chan, smell that?

….smells like pUSSY

AHAH

myspacefamosity:

smell your fingers what do they smell like

hey chan, smell that?

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mathaniel:

This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.

mathaniel:

This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.

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I’m female. Fe means iron, male means man.

recentrandomness:

Therefore, I am Iron Man.

 

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